I feel you. It’s been way too long since I last got some action. The pandemic made finding poon online a real pain, but it looks like the clouds are finally lifting. Maybe you’re vaccinated—or perhaps you never cared—but either way, it’s time to get back in the game.
Enter RedHotPie.com.au. As the name suggests, this isn’t your usual wholesome dating site where people pretend to care about small talk before diving in. Here, everyone is upfront about wanting sex. And yes, the Aussie country code in the URL is because I’m down under—but the site caters to horny folks worldwide. Let’s see what’s cooking in Oz.
A Dating Site That’s Bold About Sex
If you didn’t get the name “RedHotPie,” the site makes it obvious from the landing page. Unlike Match or eHarmony with their boring, G-rated stock photos, the header here screams “sex.” There’s a shirtless dude who looks like a low-rent Hemsworth and a blonde in a bra who’s giving off total pornstar vibes. If this were real life, they’d probably be banging a minute after this shot.
Member photos are just as explicit. One girl is showing off her ass in a mirror selfie. There’s an interracial swinger couple, a pretty lady with a tranny looking for a third… basically, none of the boring, sanitized profiles you see elsewhere.
And it’s not just the visuals—RedHotPie claims over 3 million members worldwide, so you won’t be wandering some ghost town hoping to find action. The site is active, swinger-friendly, and offers free sex-positive resources, including parties, events, amateur pics, and forums for like-minded horny folks.
Signing Up: Quick and Easy
To get the most out of RedHotPie, you’ll need an account. Apps are available for iOS and Android, but I used the web version for this review. The app is full-featured, including webcam chat, but honestly, the web interface is solid.
The signup is simple: answer a few questions about your gender, birthday, relationship status, body type, and sexual orientation, then indicate who you’re looking for. RedHotPie accommodates all sexualities and orientations—whether you’re a tranny looking for a lesbian couple, a straight guy after a crossdresser, or just a straight dude looking for a couple of babes.
After a few minutes, I had a name, uploaded a photo, and was inside, scrolling through member photos featuring asses and titties aplenty. Faces? Some, but mostly just the goods. I appreciated the balance.
The default feed mixes new and popular posts—but oddly, it also throws in YouTube music videos, which seems irrelevant when you’re here to get laid.
Finding Local Action
The member dashboard includes a DateFinder feature showing thousands of potential dates. You can search by calendar date—a unique touch that makes scheduling hookups simple. Even better, location searches are free: set your area and see who’s nearby, without paying for premium access.
Of course, messaging someone requires a paid plan. RedHotPie has tiered memberships:
- Premium: $46.80/month (with a 10% discount)
- Diamond: $450 for three months
Lower-tier plans feel skimpy, allowing only a limited number of conversations and favorites per day. It’s clearly designed to push you toward the pricier options.
The Bottom Line
RedHotPie’s biggest strength is its sheer volume of users. If your area has activity, it can be very effective—my advice: set up a free account first to see who’s around. If you like what you see, consider paying for a premium plan to start messaging and meeting the hottest local babes.
